Long awaited response

Hello to all my minion (I think that’s how you spell it, what the hell, I am you King so I invented a word: minion.)

To keep you up to date, I and my costar, Kim, are now in Belize City Belize. Yup that’s right not in Europe, because Belize is really beautiful. We spent several hours basking in the sun on our very own PRIVATE ISLAND. It was me, her and a few of our new friends.

Tomorrow we will be in Cozumel Mexico, and I will be Deep Sea Fishing. I’m going to catch me a shark. Anyways ciao for now.

AHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!

Where am i now?! Ya im still in MTL. Where am i supposed to be? 35'000" in the air on my way to London Gatwick, but nooo im not on a plane.

Why? Well i don't wanna F%#!#%g get into it.

Please stay tuned as this turns into a soap opera, DAMN IT !!!!!!

T minus 48hours

Ladies and gents,

The time has come. Mike and his cohost, Kim, will depart PET at 19:10. Estimated time of arrival is 06:40. We had many scares prior to departure. Recent terrorist attacks have threatened our show. Also, investor threatened to back out, but we got them and the show must go on.

Our first show should air in the next few days and will review the travel from YUL to Gatwick international. Hopefully followed by a few photos to document our views.

Stay tuned for a few more comments.